Sunday, 7 August 2011

White Zombie review

I know I said in my update that I would review some other movies but I will have to cancel that, sorry.
Anyway today I am reviewing one of my favourite movies and Bela Lugosi movies: White Zombie from 1932.
I bought this movie for 10 cents as it was part of a 10 movie pack for 50 cents which came with four other Bela Lugosi movies that I will review in the future.
So "White Zombie" follows a couple that is getting married as they visit a friends for the wedding and the friend is a jerk who wants to steal the girl from the other guy so he goes to a guy named "Murder" and asks him to make the girl fall in love with him but "Murder" turns her into a Zombie slave.
A fun fact about this movie is that it is the "world's first zombie movie", although it is not like "Day of the Dead" or "Zombieland" but it still stands as one of my all time favourite movies ever.
Bela Lugosi gives an awesome performance and he is good in about anything in his in, the acting is alright as this is a 1930's movie.
Anyway I just really wanted to say that this is a really good movie and that if you are a fan of Bela Lugosi or Horror movies that you should watch this.

Wednesday, 6 July 2011

Quick Update-Coming Soon

I just thought I would make a list of what movies I will be reviewing.
Grizzly 2:The Predator- I have heard so much about this movie and decided to watch the workprint on youtube.
Psycho IV-I have watched this one and thought it was really good and wanted to review it on youtube but thought I would post it here instead.
and these are ones that will hopefully be reviewed in the future.
Transmorphers
Silent Night,Deadly Night 1 & 2
The Final Destination, because the 5th one coming is coming out.
Green Lantern, Really excited for this one, Ryan Reynolds was awesome in Buried(BTW you should watch Buried, it's really good)
That's just a sneak preview.

Friday, 1 July 2011

Weekend at Bernie's 2 review

I watched Weekend at Bernie's 2 not long ago and I have to say that I loved it.
If you have not seen the first movie, it was about 2 guys who were about to go on trip with their boss but when they showed up to his place he was dead and they decided to pretend he was still alive.
In the second movie, they discover that Bernie has hidden some money in a resort and decided to do the same thing but Bernie's body is taken by two voodoo experts and is aloud to move around whenever there is music playing.
The acting is alright for a 90s movie, very goofy like it should be and the three main characters (Bernie,Larry and Richard) are so awesome to watch.
A lot of people hate this movie but I love it and think it will be one of my all time best classic films that will love for a long time.
There is not alot to say for things like the effects or the script as alot of the script is simple fun slapstick.
I will have to finish here today as I am very busy but in conclusion:
Weekend at Bernies 2 is worth a chance, give it a watch and you won't regret it.

Thursday, 30 June 2011

Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus review

You know I least thought this movie would be along the lines of "So bad, it's funny" but it's not.
It is just an average boring movie that honestly just trys to act like a B-movie but fails and just falls into boring and average.
Now I am a huge fan of  The Asylum's movies including:
Titanic II
Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus
Mega Piranha
Transmorphers and many more.

Now the reason I like those movies is because they have that B-movie fun value that makes them enjoyble to watch and scenes that just make you laugh, for example look at the vid above.
So with that being said "Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus" is not a fun movie infact it trys hard to be a bad funny movie but fails because the writers basically went "Hey you know that secen from Mega Shark 1 where the shark eats a 747 wouldn't that be awesome if we did 4 more times again?"
You also remeber Debbie Gibson from Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus? Well the filmakers had to grab another 80s star for this movie and they chose Urkel, while I don't know who he is and never seen anything he did, I have to say that the acting is awful and the dialogue is terrible as we spend a good couple of mins watching Urkel,Croc Hunter and Some agent women(trust me you won't care about the charcters names) flying around in a helicopter with Urkel repeating that he can lure the shark with his sound device, over and over and over.
As for the effects, they are terrible like the other movies but I have to say, you think The Asylum would start getting better with their effects but I guess they thought "Hey were trying to top the original, let's make the effects even worse".
I can't even go on about this movie, it's terrible and you should really really avoid this movie.
It sucks and is not worth your time, if you want a laughlly bad movie go watch something like
"Zombie Nation" or "The Room"

Jaws 3 review

Welcome to my first ever review on this blog.
If you know my youtube account, you will know I only reviewed King Kong and Speed Demon and while I will be doing more, I decided to post a written review series to start I will take a look at Jaws 3.
Now before I start I will just talk about Jaws 1 & 2.
The first Jaws is a classic movie about a killer shark that terroized a small island during the summer holidays but it was blown to bits by Roy Scheider  and it is famous for launching the fame of Steven Spielberg.
The second movie was about another killer shark killing even more people but Roy Scheider came back and killed the monster again.
Then we got Jaws 3 aka Jaws 3D which was released in 1983 which was the year of 3D movies as it was released in the same year as Friday the 13th Part III in 3D and Amityville 3D.
While this movie is considered bad, I think it is actually pretty good sure there are cheesey momments such as "the floating arm" it is an enjoyble 80s horror movie.
The effects on the shark do look bad at times but it does look cool at times and the cast is enjoyble.
That reminds me...This movie has Dennis Quad, Lea Thompsan,Bess Armstrong and Simon MacCorkindale as a british shark hunter.
So in conclusion,
Jaws 3 is an enjoyble little 80s horror flick, if you love shark movies or the Jaws series or want a good laugh I suggest giveing this movie a rent.